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The Skittles Mafia – Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
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Where the fuck was Chris getting the Skittles???
this is like a borderline craig of the creek plotline
I would have never bothered ranking up, yellow skittles are awesome
This actually an episode of Community but they use fried chicken?
If Chris was in stand up, he would be the most successful stand up ever just with his stories alone
buddy of mine had something like this with everyone but they were listed as "cool points"
fuin ing
Purple is literally the worst of the skittles
The real crime is that Skittles doesn't have blue in the normal bag. So you ain't even tasting the full rainbow.
camp camp 😄
The yellow skittles are the best one
back in MCT some people would do anything or skittles well this one girl really did you can guess where that went, after that she kinda got the nickname skittles and some guys would get the skittles from the MRE for the… goods she gave for em XD just one of my favorite stores from the start of my younger years in the military.
So is skittle mafia still recruiting??
I mean…I started a Beyblading ring in my elementary school…and because my beyblades had metal bits to spin on, other kid's beyblades got worn out, (there were no rules set for beyblading at the school, just customize your beyblades) in the end, Beyblades got banned from the school, so were Pokemon cards (from what I remember, some kids' kept having their cards stolen, I feel like I knew who stole those cards, cuz I'm pretty sure they stole my cards too…)
Aren’t skittles like fruit loops and all have the same flavor? I never understood the not liking certain colors…..
All skittles taste the same, we've been lied to our whole lives
Chris's skittles ranking is the complete opposite of mine so I would benefit with minimum to no effort!
Chris has a lot of good stories. But I think this my favorite
I'd stay lowest on the totem because I love the lemon Skittles, lol. Give me all your lemon Skittles.
M@M swirly be harsh
Why is Chris both the worst and best person I've ever known about!! I STILL can't believe I shook this guy's hand!
I like that any story that Chris tells, we all go “Yep. That’s absolutely true”, no matter how fucking weird it is.
XD
Where were the skittles coming from? Why did he have so many?
He went from Skittles mafia to naked fish dressing. Look how they massacred my boy… :'(
Unpopular opinion, but I don't like Skittles.
Any Rwby updates?
How am i funny
I am legit asking, what is Chris' life… just… how does he keep getting these stories?
What a life chris has lived, in surprised with every new story u hear
0:49 idk why but Kaylah getting high from the markers makes me cry laughing
Where was he getting all the Skittles?
Still not as big a scam as NFTs.
Its like a real life Contemporary American Poultry
"Ayo kid, unless you wanna go swimmin' wit tha fishies, best lemme cut in fronta ya in tha pizza line. For ya troubles: a purple Skit."
– Chris DeMaris, probably
First you get the Skittles, then you get the power, then you get the women.
in middle school I brought monopoly money and it was used as currency for tasks and gum and lunch snacks between students and it worked as a system bc nobody wanted to bring their own monopoly money and lose it. i was the ultimate banker
Chris's stories are the best!!!!!
Orange is the worst skittle.
Fight me.
Whack the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow 🌈
that outro with Chris made him seem like he could actually be a mafia boss — 😂
I'm convinced Chris grew up on the cartoon show "Recess", theres no way, he just became King Bob.
Skittles were and still are my favorite candy, so I could see myself being part of this, depending on what he asked kids to do
In high school, there was a one or two week long club the band room Seniors had going and the only way you got in was Hostess, Little Debbie, etc cakes and cookies and I gave up my Ho Hos just to sit behind a wrestling mat fort.
“People will do anything for Skittles.” Can confirm, is true. 100000% have people repay me in Skittles in exchange for favors I do for them at work.
Only Chris
this story is confusing because how did he even get all those skittles to start a mafia. and why were kids just willing to do him favors in exchange for skittles.
like, i don't like skittles, but bias aside, i'm not doing favors to anyone for any candy. if there was a peanut m&m club at my school when i was a kid, i definitely wouldn't be part of it. i'm not doing someone favors for something i can just ask my parents to get me
Man when I was a kid, I sold silly bands, slap bracelets, Pokémon cards, shoes, phone, anything. I was called the walking convenient store. I’d steal food from the lunch ladies during breakfast and sell kids the biscuits